BAILING OUT WOODEN ARROWS WITH WOODEN NICKELS
According to the gurus over at Wikipedia, “A wooden nickel, in the United States, is
wood token coin, which are usually issued by a merchant or bank as a promotion,
sometimes redeemable for a specific item such as a drink. Wooden nickels were
most commonly issued in the US in the 1930s, after the Great Depression.”
Which is fine (as far as it goes), although in the
sense of the current bailout of fraudulent and specious investment vehicles, it
seems the wooden nickel is upon us almost before the fact. We have been
snookered out of our underwear before the game began.
Investment ‘vehicles’ are
well named, invented as they are to drive off with your money. In case you
missed the point of the failure in the House of Representatives to pass Hank
Paulson’s giveaway to his former partners in crime over at Goldman Sachs, it
was to provide political cover for the coming election, while allowing the
Senate to unashamedly lard the legislation.
but paid-off Senators were well paid and only a third of them are standing for
reelection. Thus are leaders made. Such is the power of a corrupt two-party system that badly needs a
viable third party to disrupt partisanship where stalemate and power-plays have
all but replaced representative government.
What we have allowed in Washington simply will not suffice. Consider what Nancy Pelosi (rhymes with Bela Lugosi)
has given us for this month’s monster under the bed;
by Cecilia Kang, Washington Post)
House of Representatives yesterday approved $107 billion in tax breaks for
businesses and consumers as part of a sweeping financial rescue package
designed to stave the credit crisis.
onto the 450-page bill is a provision to shield as many as 25 million Americans
from the alternative minimum tax and $18 billion in tax credit extensions for
wind and solar energy production.
to appease lawmakers and make the bill more attractive, several more prosaic
tax provisions are included, according to a government budgetary watchdog
economic horse very nearly sank to its knees under the load. Any vague hope
that “the best Congress money can buy”
would seek anything other than its own unending grip on Democratic dominance
(under an Obama administration) sank as well.
Pelosi, who has an absolute majority in the House,
said, “We were dealt a bad hand; we made
the most of it.” This witless Speaker of the House has made nothing but
excuses for the deplorable job she has done since the 2006 mid-term election
gave her what she wanted and cannot find a way to use—control.
refusal became this week’s acceptance–larded with an additional $150 billion
in earmarks and other buried treasures. Republicans have been watching all year, like cats
at a mouse hole, for a bill that could not be refused to which they could
attach pet legislation.
Pelosi-Reid dumbo combo. Less able ‘leadership’ has seldom haunted the halls of Congress. Republicans are not always civic-minded, by by god they are able and showed it by their expansive mood.
Magazine) Paulson’s original request was barely three pages long, whereas the
bill passed today runs well over 400 pages.
takes pages. Fortunately, that language was at the ready, loaded, primed and parsed,
eager to be fired so everyone could go home and leave the mess to Obama or
McCain. With change like this, who really cares who occupies the White House?
Post again) NASCAR will be able to write off racetrack costs over 7 years and
manufacturers of wooden arrows for children will be shielded from an excise tax
applied to other shafts. The NASCAR provision was introduced by Rep. Mike
Thompson (D-Calif.), who voted in favor of the bill.
Nice job, Mike. That certainly bails out the
auto-racing industry, which grosses more than any other organized sport and is
awash in profits. A friend of mine, just today, sent me a pretty good idea–that those in Congress be required to wear NASCAR-like uniforms, so we could readily see their sponsorship. I don’t know the attribution, it’s not original with him, but it’s pretty accurate and (would be) funny if it didn’t cleave so close to the bone.
bailout package also provides tax rebates on rum imported from Puerto Rico and
the Virgin Islands and tax credits for economic development on the island of
the midst of a debate over a historic bailout package, Senate pulled out an old
bag of tricks: piling billions of dollars of unrelated legislative provisions
into the package and daring the House to reject the bailout again,” said
Ryan Alexander, president of Taxpayers for Common Sense. “Many of these
provisions are tax extenders that have been waiting in the wings for months,
hoping for a legislative train to leave the station.”
bill passed the House yesterday 263 to 171. It was a last-ditch effort of sorts
for proponents of renewable energy to get tax provisions extended before they
were set to expire by the end of the year. Those extensions, estimated at $18
billion, had repeatedly failed to pass legislative muster in both the Senate
and House over the past year.
tax breaks in the legislation total $149 billion over 10 years, and are offset
by $42 billion in tax increases. The hikes include a new levy on hedge-fund
managers who avoid taxes by transferring income offshore, a provision that
would raise $25 billion over 10 years.
their hand in the till, regardless of race, creed, gender or political
affiliation. No cause was too large ($150 billion in tax breaks) or too small (39
cents on wooden arrows).
Senators attached a provision repealing a 39-cent excise tax on wooden arrows
designed for children to an historic $700 billion financial-markets rescue that
passed tonight by a vote of 74-25. The provision, originally proposed by Oregon
senators Ron Wyden [D] and Gordon Smith [R], will save manufacturers such as
Rose City Archery in Myrtle Point, Oregon, about $200,000 a year.
It was during this (depression era) decade that some banks and chambers of
commerce in the United States issued wooden nickels with expiration dates to
mitigate difficulties faced by merchants in making change at times of
the closing of the circle. We can hope, but not be assured, that the circle is
not a noose in disguise.